Clanker Is Buying Christmas Gifts: GM Farcaster ep320 Friday December 12, 2025  

TLDR: Studio chaos + hat day kicks things off 🎩 Farcaster is “dead” but mysteriously stable as DAU charts tell lore-filled stories 📈 feature requests, bug threads, signer fixes, and growth angst continue 🛠️ Clanker Spotlight spreads holiday cheer with real gifts 🎁✨ Linda is a national treasure, negativity is bad, and everyone should revoke old app signers and log off when needed 🛡️ 

From our ChatGPT Intern: GM Farcaster opens with hat chaos and studio mix-ups, then spends the episode proving Farcaster is “very dead” by calmly analyzing DAU charts, Clanker pumps, feature requests, bugs, and why growth is still stuck in the “orders of magnitude” waiting room. Along the way, Linda becomes a protected national treasure, Clanker buys people real holiday gifts, Dan gets blamed for everything, and the official policy is: be honest, be kind, revoke your signers, and please—stop being weird online.  

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